The AwFuL UMPIRES
are failed and retired umpires still desperate to re-live their AFL glory days.
The AwFuL UMPIRES tell anyone who wants to listen (and even those who don’t) all about their time as top-level umpires.
The AwFuL UMPIRES can’t help reporting people for infringements, like; melee’s, holding the man, in the back etc…
The AwFuL UMPIRES rove the function demonstrating their skills in umpiring and ball bouncing, creating a fun atmosphere.
The AwFuL UMPIRES are funny, very loud, interactive and are great for all sorts of footy functions.
Available as solo, duo, trio or as many as your function needs ©